Computers are like air conditioners.
They work fine until you start opening windows.
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"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp.
Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."
The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east."
The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."
The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes"
Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
