Joke #3845

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid display, an angelic chorus pouring from the speakers. Satan is astonished, ‘How did he manage that?’ God replies, ‘You might have lost everything, but Jesus saves.’
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A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
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I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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Bill Gates dies and goes to God. God says to him: Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want. God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches. So he chooses hell. After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there. Bill says: No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me? Oh that! That was just a screen saver.
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Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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Windows: Artificial Intelligence!
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