Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.