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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
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Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered? Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
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Q: What is height of Craziness? A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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Two programmers in a bar: Do you see that chick there? Look at here “properties”! Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
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