Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse?
They just seemed to click.
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4Skin.
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Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid display, an angelic chorus pouring from the speakers.
Satan is astonished, ‘How did he manage that?’
God replies, ‘You might have lost everything, but Jesus saves.’
Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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My attitude isn't bad.
It's in beta.
What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?'
"The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
A programmer went to the store to buy milk.
His partner said, "While you're there, buy eggs."
The programmer never returned.
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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
