Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse?
They just seemed to click.
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Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night:
PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible.
PC2: Why, what did you dream about ?
PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you. You have my Word.
Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t.
And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles...
See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles...
See 83 errors, pitches computer.
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall?
A: Captain's log.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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