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Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies... I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe... I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply "MS Tech Support." When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it. I will think of a password other than "password." I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
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Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
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The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
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How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
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James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
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