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Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
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A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
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