Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse?
They just seemed to click.
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Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women?
A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
Bill Gates dies and goes to God.
God says to him:
Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want.
God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches.
So he chooses hell.
After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there.
Bill says:
No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me?
Oh that! That was just a screen saver.
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
A: Because they don't C#.
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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user...
Help desk: Double click on "My Computer".
Lady: I can't see your computer...
Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer.
Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?!
Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it...
Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.