At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."
Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement:
"Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?" 
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What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day?
Cutting edge.
What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
The car salesman can probably drive!
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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I'm not anti-social.
I'm just not user friendly.
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it.
Now I have two problems.
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