At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal." Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement: "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
Someone calls at the hotline: Good evening. I’ve just installed Windows 98... So? Wheel I have a problem... Ok, ok, you just said that...
What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
Q: What is height of Craziness? A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!