At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."
Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement:
"Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?" 
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Cutting edge.
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"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour.
Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas.
In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
"Sure," says the GM chairman.
"But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding?
That’s a hardware problem!