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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
A: Because they don't C#.
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Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding?
That’s a hardware problem!
You realize that you are dependent of the internet when:
You forget in what year you are.
You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened.
You dream only of quick connections.
You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.