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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding?
That’s a hardware problem!
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse?
They just seemed to click.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access.
It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp.
Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."
The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east."
The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."
The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes"
Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."
Warning!
User Error.
Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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