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Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
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What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called? 8.5 minutes burned processor.
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Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out? A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy. The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen". Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.
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