Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called? 8.5 minutes burned processor.
Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out? A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy. The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen". Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.