Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.
Vote:
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
Vote:
An engineer, a manager and a programmer are driving down a steep mountain road.
The brakes fail and the car careens down the road until it hits a tree.
They all get out and discuss how to fix the car.
The manager says, ‘To fix this problem we need to organise a committee and develop a mission statement.’
The engineer says, ‘That would take too long.
I have my penknife here.
I’ll take apart the brake system, isolate the problem, and correct it.’
The programmer says, ‘No, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.’
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day?
Cutting edge.
One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down.
The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke."
The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas."
The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system."
All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"
The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."
How do two programmers make money?
One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
Vote: