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What do computers eat when they get hungry?
"Chips."
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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A new army computer is put through its paces.
An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’
The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’
The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’
The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp.
At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets.
He fired several shots at the target.
The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.
Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target.
He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again.
He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand.
The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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I'm not anti-social.
I'm just not user friendly.
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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What do computers do when they get hungry?
They eat chips!
Programming is like sex.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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