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A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
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Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
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What do you call a Scottish iPhone? An AyePhone.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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