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CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
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Are you kidding?
That’s a hardware problem!
Every mobile phone user has complained like this:
Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
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I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it.
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It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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