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Thomas the search engine.
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An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
How come the women loves the PC?
It’s easier to turn on!
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac?
DON'T keep taking the tablets!
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb?
A thyme machine.
Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
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Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out?
A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy.
The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen".
Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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