A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
What do you call a Scottish iPhone? An AyePhone.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.