How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
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It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
There are only two kinds of computer.
The latest model, and the obsolete.
Q: What do you call a computer expert?
A: A control-alt-elite.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe."
Windows XP shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start Looking for Work."
Company softball team downsized to chess team.
Company president now driving a Hyundai.
Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
