How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping?
The trolley kept falling off the computer.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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How come the women loves the PC?
It’s easier to turn on!
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.