How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
What did one computer say to the other?
010101101010101010101
A press release:
"Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman?
PC Plod.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?'
"The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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