How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
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There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman?
PC Plod.
Computers are like air conditioners.
They work fine until you start opening windows.
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son:
"Dad, what is Windows 95?"
"Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code.