Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t.
And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.
"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
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One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down.
The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke."
The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas."
The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system."
All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"
The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire?
Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.
This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
"Chips."
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Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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