Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t. And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
An engineer, a manager and a programmer are driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes fail and the car careens down the road until it hits a tree. They all get out and discuss how to fix the car. The manager says, ‘To fix this problem we need to organise a committee and develop a mission statement.’ The engineer says, ‘That would take too long. I have my penknife here. I’ll take apart the brake system, isolate the problem, and correct it.’ The programmer says, ‘No, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.’
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...