Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t.
And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
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The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"
The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately.
However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets.
Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?"
His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error!
Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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