Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention.
They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
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Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage.
They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathisers.
Q: How can you tell there's an afterlife for lawyers?
A: Because after they die, they lie still.
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Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything.
We called him 9/12.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?
A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says, ‘Congratulations!’
‘Congratulations for what?’ asks the lawyer.
‘We’re celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old.’
‘But that’s not true,’ says the lawyer. ‘I only lived to be forty.’
‘That’s impossible,’ replies Saint Peter.
‘We’ve added up your time sheets.’
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.
A Muslim safely departs from a plane.