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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
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Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
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An artist, a lawyer, and a programmer are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce and bankruptcy. The programmer says, ‘It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. My wife thinks I’m with my mistress. My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!’
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I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
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What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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A tourist was drowning in the sea: Help! Help! He screams. Very calm the fisherman says: Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.
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