Joke #4029

Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. Squash

What’s the hardest thing about learning to ice skate? The ice.

When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.

What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? "Darling."

Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.

Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with disappointments.

The man says, "Will you buy booze?" The bum says, "No." The man says, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum says, "No." So the man says, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"