Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. Squash
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Golf was once a rich man’s sport, but now it has millions of poor players.
Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Q: What did the basketball say to the player? A: Please don't shoot me.
Q: What sports team is the least safe around children? A: The Nashville Predators.
A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered. But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop.