Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. Squash
Zeke: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics? Kyle: I haven't a clue. Zeke: Because they couldn't keep their trunks up!
A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately. ‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man. ‘Watch them!’ says his wife. ‘You already know how to play volleyball.’
Twenty feet below sea level, a diver notices another guy at the same depth with no scuba gear. The diver goes down another 10 feet, and the guy joins him a minute later. The diver goes below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joins him. The diver takes out a waterproof pad and pencil and writes, "How are you able to stay this deep without equipment?" The guy takes the pencil and pad and writes, "I'm drowning, you moron!"
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court? Annette!
What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Why is basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.