Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Breast Stroke Swim across the English Channel.
After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead.
No sign of the blonde.
After 12 hours they decide they'd better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on shore.
They rush over to her and wrap her in warm blankets and give her a hot drink.
After a few minutes, she is breathing easier and says, "I don't like to tattle, but I think those other ladies were using their arms!"
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A: The big hand touches the little one.
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Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano?
His undertaker.
Golf
A couple of Yogi Berra's team mates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him.
Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him.
He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
The frustrated golfer drove over the river and threw the woods.
Swimming
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
What are the most athletic rodents?
Track and field mice.