Joke #5569

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match." The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his life. "Not to worry," said the Cardinal, "we'll call America and talk to Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a Cardinal, he can play Shimon Peres... We can't lose!" Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made and, of course, Jack was honored and agreed to play. The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of his success in the match. "I came in second, your Holiness," said Nicklaus. "Second?!!" exclaimed the surprised Pope. "You came in second to Shimon Peres?!!" "No," said Nicklaus, "second to Rabbi Woods."
Vote:
has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: sport

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Vote:
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, sport
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Vote:
has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
Vote:
has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer, sport
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."
Vote:
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, football, game, sport
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Vote:
has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Vote:
has 76.78 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Why is Cinderella such a bad football player? Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and she ran away from the ball.
Vote:
has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in London. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level. The Brunette team down below is living it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. She says, "What the heck's going on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
Vote:
has 69.86 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: sport
The way from the cabins to the ring is too long, says the boxer. No worries, on your way back you will come back with the stretcher...
Vote:
has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: sport
Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up. The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here." The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here." The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer." The others look confused and ask, "Why do you want to be a boxer?" He proudly replies, "So I can beat the hell out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."
Vote:
has 82.25 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, sport