There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.