There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.