There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.