There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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