There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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