There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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