There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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