There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.