Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.