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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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