Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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