Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.