Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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