Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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