Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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