Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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