Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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