Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.