Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.