In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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