In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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