In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.