In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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