In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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