In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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