In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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