In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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