In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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