In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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