In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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