Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.