Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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