Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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