Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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