Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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