Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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