Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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