Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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