Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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