Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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