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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
"No thanks, I'm traveling light."
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire.
The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide.
I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again.
Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."