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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.
Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"
"What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales?
Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and restart.
Order shall return.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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