A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.