A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.