A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.”
Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?”
Customer: “Netscape.”
Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?”
Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?”
Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.”
Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
Bill Gates is judged for bigamy.
He says:
If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
Vote:
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
C program run.
C program crash.
C programmer quit.
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
