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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates.
The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to.
‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary.
‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer.
‘If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?’
Among the forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless.
When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard. With his team’s software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
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A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.