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Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill.
How irresponsible people are.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
"No thanks, I'm traveling light."
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."
Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement:
"Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
Bill Gates is judged for bigamy.
He says:
If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?'
"The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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