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Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered? Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range. He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away. The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit. They shout to him that he missed completely. The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. The technician then aims the gun at his finger and shoots, blasting it off. He shouts back, ‘It’s working fine here! The problem must be at your end!’
Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*
What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.