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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store?
A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?
A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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Error, no keyboard.
Press F1 to continue.
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
