What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day?
Cutting edge.
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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Two packets walk into a bar.
One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response
The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off.
One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits
A: Hobbyte.
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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