What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
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My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill.
How irresponsible people are.
James Bond got this email from a friend:
CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone.
Also a challenge to the iPhone?
Making phone calls.
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Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.
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