What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
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Are you kidding?
That’s a hardware problem!
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A programmer went to the store to buy milk.
His partner said, "While you're there, buy eggs."
The programmer never returned.
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A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost.
He reduces height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."
The man below replies, "You must work in management."
"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"
"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."
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A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
A: Your mouse pad.
Bill Gates is judged for bigamy.
He says:
If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
An internet maniac boy asks his father:
Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
