What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte!
Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Our staff has completed the 3 years of work on time and under budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect the following new standards: Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December and... Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y-to-K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We await your direction.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer? Nerdvana.