What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
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What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ?
There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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Me: Siri, why am I alone?
Siri: *opens front facing camera*
Two packets walk into a bar.
One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response
The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off.
One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
A tourist was drowning in the sea:
Help! Help! He screams.
Very calm the fisherman says:
Press F1 already and stop screaming.
You’re scaring the fishes away.
Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping?
The trolley kept falling off the computer.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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