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What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte!
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An engineer, a manager and a programmer are driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes fail and the car careens down the road until it hits a tree. They all get out and discuss how to fix the car. The manager says, ‘To fix this problem we need to organise a committee and develop a mission statement.’ The engineer says, ‘That would take too long. I have my penknife here. I’ll take apart the brake system, isolate the problem, and correct it.’ The programmer says, ‘No, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.’
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What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day? Cutting edge.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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