There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Seth: "Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?"
Will: "I don't know."
Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"
Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing.
One has been having no luck at all and the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice.
The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secrect is.
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you."
The successful man spits something into his hand.
"You've got to keep your worms warm."
Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis?
A:Telling your parents that your gay!
The man says, "Will you buy booze?"
The bum says, "No."
The man says, "Will you gamble it away?"
The bum says, "No."
So the man says, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf.
Caddy: O! So, he too has played with you?
Did you hear about the small golf course?
You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.
The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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Why can't girls play hockey?
Because their pads can't last three periods.
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