A man had an idea that could make him rich. After it was perfected he brought it to an inventors' help group. When asked what his great invention was, he pulled out an apple. The group looked at it and started laughing. The inventor said, "You don't understand! Taste it." A volunteer tried it and said, "Mmmmmmm, tastes like peaches." The inventor said, "Flip it over." He flipped it over and took another chunk of the apple. "Mmmmmmmm, tastes like grapes." The inventor offered a new apple and the volunteer said, "What does it taste like?" "Pussy," said the inventor. The guy bit into it, and spit it out with an awful look on his face and shouted, "That tasted like ass!" The inventor winked and said, "Flip it over."
What's a bee's favourite sport? Rugbee.
What did the trampolinist say? ‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’ Tennis
What is the noisiest game? Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Q: Who is the most skillful goal keeper in the world? A: All women; they never allow any ball enters.
Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place? Well, it could have been worse. How? There could have been more teams in the league!
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.