Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
You realize that you are dependent of the internet when: You forget in what year you are. You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened. You dream only of quick connections. You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called? 8.5 minutes burned processor.
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?