Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage.
Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer.
Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead.
During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring.
Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?"
Dave then got down on bended knee.
"Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman?
PC Plod.
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong.
Why?
Because a virus does something.