Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.
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Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Training stresses that we are "not the Software Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide.
Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?"
Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized."
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Customer: (proudly) "I wrote it down.
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Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?"
Customer: "After they were initialized, all the disks appeared to be blank.
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