Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.
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A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range.
He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away.
The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit.
They shout to him that he missed completely.
The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer.
The technician then aims the gun at his finger and shoots, blasting it off.
He shouts back, ‘It’s working fine here!
The problem must be at your end!’
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall?
A: Captain's log.
