Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.
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I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day.
Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.
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What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.”
Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?”
Customer: “Netscape.”
Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?”
Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?”
Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.”
Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
A: Because they don't C#.
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Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet?
He kept logging on and off.
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
A programmer went to the store to buy milk.
His partner said, "While you're there, buy eggs."
The programmer never returned.
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.