Joke #2531

Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.
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Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
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What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘penis.’ Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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