Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Vote:
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
A tourist was drowning in the sea:
Help! Help! He screams.
Very calm the fisherman says:
Press F1 already and stop screaming.
You’re scaring the fishes away.
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
Vote:
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer.
I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code.
