Joke #3978

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Why are baseball players in trouble with the law so often? They always hit and run.

What do golfers use in China? China tees!

"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.

Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.

Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"

I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.. She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, permanent."

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem."

I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her fitness trainer. Me: "Okay, this isn't working out."

Two NBA basketball referees were walking through the countryside and they noticed some tracks. The first said, "Deer tracks?" "No," replied the second, "Bear tracks." The conversation ended abruptly when the train hit them.