I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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The American jumped off and shouted "God save America!"
The English man jumped off and shouted "God Save The Queen!"
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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Why did the captain lose the yacht race?
He found himself in a no-wind situation.
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A: Please don't shoot me.
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Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Because you dribble on the floor!
Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?
A. Just in case they get a hole in one.
Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl?
A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.
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The Golfer asked his Caddy, "Hey boy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?
Caddy replied, "The way you play, Sir, its a crime any day of the week!"
Son: "What's love juice daddy?"
Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?"
Son: "Wimbledon."