I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another," says the Catholic. "One more son, and I'll have a basketball team," "That's nothing," says the Baptist. "I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son, and I'll have a football team." "That's nothing," says the Mormon. "I have 17 wives. One more wife, and I'll have a golf course."
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
How about we march into your red zone and I'll split the uprights? High five!
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano? His undertaker. Golf
Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.