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It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone.
Also a challenge to the iPhone?
Making phone calls.
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Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code.
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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C program run.
C program crash.
C programmer quit.