Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*
"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance."
Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered? Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Training stresses that we are "not the Software Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide. Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?" Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized." Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?" Customer: (proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it?'" Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?" Customer: "After they were initialized, all the disks appeared to be blank. And now I brought them back to work, and I can't read them in the A: drive; the PC wants to format them. And this is our only set of Windows disks for the whole office. Did I do something wrong?"