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A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp.
Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."
The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east."
The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."
The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes"
Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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Bill Gates is judged for bigamy.
He says:
If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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What's an extroverted IT professional?
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
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Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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