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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed. The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution." The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it." The programmer said "I think you're both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."
I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!