Joke #5058

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered." The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order." The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded." The fourth surgeon said, "I like technicians...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."

Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip

Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t. And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.

In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?

Life is too short to remove USB safely.

How do insects communicate? By bee mail.

Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!