Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered." The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order." The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded." The fourth surgeon said, "I like technicians...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."
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Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*
Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it. Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.
Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
Q: What is height of Craziness? A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.