Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered." The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order." The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded." The fourth surgeon said, "I like technicians...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.