I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
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OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding?
That’s a hardware problem!
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Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and restart.
Order shall return.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.”
Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?”
Customer: “Netscape.”
Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?”
Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?”
Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.”
Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”
One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down.
The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke."
The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas."
The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system."
All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"
The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."