I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
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HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training.
Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
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I’ve invented a human computer.
When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
Bad command or file name.
Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire?
Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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My attitude isn't bad.
It's in beta.
A guy tells his friends:
The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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Me: Siri, why am I alone?
Siri: *opens front facing camera*
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?
Cool music.
