What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "F**k, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I f**k’n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh f**k" The priest said, "That’s it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "F**K, I Missed."
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
Q: Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water? A: Swimmers are farting.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"