What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.
What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
A little lizard was walking through the forest to see his pal the monkey. The monkey call out hey little buddy come up here I got some great pot. So the little lizard climbed up the tree. The little lizard and the monkey smoked a great big joint. The little lizard said hey this stuff is great but I have horrible cottonmouth. Well there is a river just down there. So the little lizard walk down the tree through the brush and started to drink the water. All of a sudden a crocodile came out of the water. Hey little buddy waz up said the croc, "I just got stoned with my pal the monkey." "Really" said the croc, "where is he I want some." He is through the brush and up the tree. So the croc walked through the brush and to the tree. The monkey said "holy shit how much did you drink little buddy."
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
Baby Rabbit: "Mommy, where did I come from?" Mother Rabbit: "I ll tell you when you re older." Baby Rabbit: "Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now." Mother Rabbit: "If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat."