Joke #9391

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
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Tom was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession. At the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large dog and behind him were 300 people. Tom walks over to the guy with the dog and asks who’s funeral is this? The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s.” Tom wishes his condolences and asks, “She must of been a very important person, but what’s with the dog?” He answers, “This is the dog that killed her!” So Tom asks, “can I borrow the dog for an hour?” He responds, “Get on line!”
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