Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.