Joke #8887

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.

Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.

Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.

Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.

Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.