Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".