Joke #8887

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Vote:
has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Vote:
has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Vote:
has 78.79 % from 331 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Vote:
has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Vote:
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Vote:
has 71.80 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: insulting, memory, old people, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Vote:
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama