Joke #8887

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'

Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.

Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.