The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
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The latest model, and the obsolete.
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Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid display, an angelic chorus pouring from the speakers.
Satan is astonished, ‘How did he manage that?’
God replies, ‘You might have lost everything, but Jesus saves.’
Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet?
He kept logging on and off.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
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