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Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does. Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years. Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer. Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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