Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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Two geeks are talking over lunch.
The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning.
A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' …
So I took the bike"
The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.
A system administrator has 2 problems:
- dumb users
- smart users
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