Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
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Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
I'm not anti-social.
I'm just not user friendly.
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill.
How irresponsible people are.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared.
And that's the story.
Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet?
He kept logging on and off.
A customer comes into the computer store.
I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
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