How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen. How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer? There’s writing on the whiteout.
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks “Why in the world are you dressed like this?“ The Cowboy says, “Well it’s like this Sheriff… I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motorhome with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants…so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts… so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town, cowboy..' and here I am.” Son of a Gun, Blond men do exist.
Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
There's a blonde. She enters a laughing contest. There's 10 levels to the contest. She gets to the 9th level and bursts into laughter. The host asks her "Why did you laugh, you could have won." The blonde reply's, "I finally got the first joke."
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her: Any garbage today? Yes, tree sacks please...
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...