Joke #4212

How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen. How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer? There’s writing on the whiteout.
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Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
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