How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen. How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer? There’s writing on the whiteout.
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."
A blonde is driving a helicopter and it crashes. When the police come and ask the blond what happened she says, "I got cold so I turned off the big fan!"
Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Slut - "I hate you bitch" Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, “Those are deer tracks.” The second blonde said, “No those are elk tracks.” The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.” The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them. Emma: So, what kind of tracks were they?
How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?" Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?" Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."