How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen. How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer? There’s writing on the whiteout.
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.
Q:Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? A:It takes too long to retrain them.
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde." The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?" The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel. Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
One day, a team of blondes and a brunette team took part in a fishing contest. They went to the Frozen Lake and installed from a two different perspectives. The brunettes were making fish one after another, but the blondes were unlucky. The blonde team gathered around in a circle and start a discussion about the problem and wanted to find an answer for it. After two hours they decided to send someone to spy on the other team, so they can find out what the brunettes were doing differently. The blonde spy goes and hides behind the bushes. After a while, breathless arrives at her team and screams with joy: "I’ve found it! I’ve found it! We gonna rip them off!" All the blondes, full of wonder asked her: "Spit it out, what do the brunettes do differently?" "Whole! They’re opening a whole in the ice!"
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.