What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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