Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.