Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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