Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.