Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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