Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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