Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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