Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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