Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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