Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.