Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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