Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.