Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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