Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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