Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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