Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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