Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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