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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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