Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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