Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.