Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.