Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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