Joke #4266

Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.

Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.