Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.