Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.