Joke #4266

Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.

You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."

Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.

Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!