Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.