Joke #4266

Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.

Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.

Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.

Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.

Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.