Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.