Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.