Joke #8790

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.

Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.