Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...