Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.