Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo momma so old...
She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
