Joke #8790

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.

Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.

Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper

Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.