Joke #8790

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.

Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.

Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.

Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.