Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.