Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.