Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.