Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
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Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!