Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!