Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.