Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.