Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"