Joke #3494

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.

Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.

Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.

Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.