Joke #8644

Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.

Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.

Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!

Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.

Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"

Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.

Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.

Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"