Joke #8644

Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.

Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.

Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"

Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, "I have to go change. I'll be back in a minute." Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky "egg"lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. "What are you doing?," the female egg asked. He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon."

Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.

Funny Lists: Eight ways to say "Your Fly Is Open" 1. The cucumber has left the salad. 2. You've got Windows in your laptop. 3. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 4. Your pod bay door is open, Hal. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 6. Sailor Ned is trying to take a little shore leave. 7. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 8. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.

Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."