Joke #8644

Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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Romi (to the doctor): "Doctor, my sister thinks that she is a lift." Doctor: "Tell her to come in." Romi: "I cannot" Doctor: "Why so?" Romi: "Because she does not stop at this floor."
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
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Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
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On a beach a man shouts at another man: Tell your son not to imitate me. A man to his son: Son, stop playing the fool.
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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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