Joke #8874

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."

Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.

Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.