Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.