Joke #8874

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.

Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.

Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."

Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.