Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.