Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.