Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.