Joke #8874

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.

Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."

Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.

Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.

Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.

Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."

Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!