Joke #8874

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.

Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.

Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.

Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."

Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.

Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.

Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!

Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.