Joke #8874

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.

Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."

Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.

Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.