Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Yo Mama so old...
She was once a waitress at the last supper.
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