Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!