Joke #4321

Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"

Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.

How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.

Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.

Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.