Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!