Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!