Joke #4321

Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"

Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.