Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.