Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!