How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
Two.
One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
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There's a blonde. She enters a laughing contest.
There's 10 levels to the contest. She gets to the 9th level and bursts into laughter.
The host asks her "Why did you laugh, you could have won."
The blonde reply's, "I finally got the first joke."
If you don't know who your father is, odds are it's Chuck Norris.
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room?
A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Why did the blond speed on the highway?
Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel!