How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
Two.
One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
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A blonde has sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question.
One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize.
"To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer."
The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question.
"Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!"
The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'"
"You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.
I'm a blonde!
I'm a blonde, yay!
B-L-O...?
I'm a blonde, yay!
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed?
She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She burys it.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.