What are the six worst years in a blonde’s life?
Third grade.
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Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news.
A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, “I'll take that bet!”
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.
The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend. I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet?
To feed the toilet duck!
Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
A: They've both been laid all over America.
Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus?
A: She took the Q22 twice.
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park.
Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!"
The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico.
They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them.
As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river.
One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light."
The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"