How do you determine a blonde’s IQ?
With a tyre gauge.
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There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.
Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win...they kept pulling out fish after fish.
Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently.
A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.
"A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!"
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
What does a blonde use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you?
"Just pull the pin and throw it back."
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21.
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.
How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.