Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Why did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing!
Doctor: "You look exhausted."
Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.
Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win...they kept pulling out fish after fish.
Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently.
A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.
"A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!"
What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
Saliva.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
"Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
A: They've both been laid all over America.
What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you?
"Just pull the pin and throw it back."
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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