Did you hear about the baby who swallowed a pin?
It was OK.
It was a safety pin.
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What do you call a young army?
Infantry.
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole.
The next door neighbor saw him and asked;
"Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?"
"My goldfish died, and I have to bury it."
"Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?"
"Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"
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A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
He used to be a bottle baby, but when he reached the age of ten he pushed the cork out and escaped.
A salesmen rang a house doorbell and it was answered by a kid wearing a top hat, a purple cape, smoking a cigar and drinking a glass of white wine.
The salesmen asked: "Are your parents home?"
The kid replied: "What does it look like?"