Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.