Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.