Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.