Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.