Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.