Joke #4462

Panic: When your babysitter calls to ask where you keep the fire extinguisher.
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: kids

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A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "He sure did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa. "Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl. "Yes, He did, and that wasn’t too long ago," answers her grandpa. "Boy," says the little girl, "He’s sure doing a lot better job these days isn’t He?"
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has 74.08 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: age, god, kids
A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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has 62.74 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex
He was such a big baby that the doctor was afraid to slap him.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: kids
Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: kids
Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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has 71.37 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, school
Two guys meet: "Where were you lost my friend? says one of them." "Well, I took my kids to the zoo..." "And what kind of animals did you see there?" "The tiger... Huge and Scary! Full of stripes... Slowly walking inside the cage. She was “ahgrrr...” "Are you kidding me men? The tiger doesn’t go “ahgrrr..” … She “grrrrsss..”! "Right, ok.. But when you get too close to her face... !"
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has 11.12 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids
They said the baby looked like me. Until they turned him the right way up.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: kids
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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has 67.31 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sex
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 34.55 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist